How To Handle Irritating Seat-mates On An Airplane - Snowmobile Forum: Your #1 Snowmobile Forum

cjone782000 · 10-04-2007, 09:37 PM

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, just follow these simple instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Boot your laptop.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

6. Then hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

cjone782000 · 10-04-2007, 09:37 PM

link is safe i checked it.

**smallengineguy** · 10-05-2007, 07:30 AM

Good way to go to prison, but funny nonetheless.

upersleder · 10-05-2007, 07:58 AM

just what i was thinking!

PolarisINDY500 · 10-05-2007, 09:40 AM

LMAO that is funny as SH|T

cjone782000 · 10-05-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by smallengineguy

Good way to go to prison, but funny nonetheless.

you know whats bs. people are worried about people praying on planes because it might be a terrorist attack but we have an estimated 30 million plus undocumented illegal aliens that the government wants to grant amnesty too. we do not who they are and 1% could be sleeper cells. that would do a number on our way of life. round them up and get them out. dont tell me it would cost too much.

stop the corruption of our funds in iraq and send 10 billion less to the war effort and get rid of them.

iran president amukillainfidal general said it himself he will do what he wants because america can not afford another war in the middle east...hmmm i think he is right but i really have no clue. i cant stand to look at our budget that bush is killing...has killed.

Ditch hopper · 10-05-2007, 11:36 AM

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iran president amukillainfidal general said it himself he will do what he wants because america can not afford another war in the middle east...hmmm i think he is right but i really have no clue. i cant stand to look at our budget that bush is killing...has killed.

Kinda makes yah wounder how he got into office

and cjone aswome joke man

Taz · 10-05-2007, 12:05 PM

Cjone Sent the link to some of my EOD buddies, they thought it was a blast!
“Good One”

cjone782000 · 10-05-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Taz

Cjone Sent the link to some of my EOD buddies, they thought it was a blast!
“Good One”

My aunt sent it too me... its kinda weird because she send jokes with adult matter and swears. i guess its cool that she knows we grew up...lol

cjone782000 · 10-05-2007, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ditch hopper

Kinda makes yah wounder how he got into office

and cjone aswome joke man

You want to know how he got into office....because americans do not go out and do their duty and vote.... we all use the excuse well their is no good candidates. well we all have to vote. YELLS** do you know why? when we the working woman and man show the government that we dont care which bad people run for office, because we just wont vote. they all go out and run. """"hey the bigger the loser that show up the best chance of low turn out...sweet""""" and you know what happens. all these special interest groups pick there candidate and elect him and the rest of us idiots who didn't vote get wound up with BUSH....
Now you cant tell me that someone who has been in bed with the middle east for decades isnt persuaded by middle east influences to get rid of these greedy regimes???? we as americans turn a blind eye to the most important part of our lifes and that is backing and picking a candidate that is worth voting for.

How does it affect our lifes? think and get back to me.

tamacat · 10-06-2007, 09:44 PM

Your seat mate would be soiling his pants.