widow?
An old widow places an ad in the personals for a new mate. The ad stated that the man must be about her age, must never beat her, can never walk out on her, and must still be good in bed.
A couple of days later an old man in a wheel chair comes to the door. The man has no arms and legs. The shocked woman says to the man at the door, "surely you are not responding to my personals ad" "you have no arms". The man states, "therefore I could never beat you". the woman in turn responds, "but you have no legs". "Therefore I could never walk out on you" the man says. At this the woman asks, "But are you still good in bed"? To which the man responds, "I knocked on your door, didn't I"?
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80 PANTERA 500 F/C w/ Comet 102 clutch
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