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union brothel
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a
convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the
local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked
the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she
answered .
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man
stomped off down the street in search of a more
equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this
is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the
girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the
corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next.
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