Cowboy
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the Cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the Preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The Cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice..
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