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ITriumph · 06-19-2006, 10:47 AM

Why Math is Taught in School

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the
shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough
that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely
and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic, and I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet
for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something
like 36,000 cars t! hat I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not.

SnowRida · 06-19-2006, 11:38 AM

IndianRvrShiver · 06-19-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mouse72

.........., 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

That is some seriously flawed statistics if he's saying PMS lasts only 1 day!!

Problem is....that ups the odds quite significantly!! Think I'll keep my hands inside my car!!

PolarisINDY500 · 06-19-2006, 12:58 PM

LOL thats a good set of statistics you got there. makes me think twice

**RJ Gleason** · 06-19-2006, 03:32 PM

Now if you were talking about my wife, that would be 365 days of pms.

Not even safe to open your mouth

but then you must also consider that she is also going through menopause too

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IndianRvrShiver · 06-19-2006, 03:42 PM

[quote=RJ Gleason]

Now if you were talking about my wife, that would be 365 days of pms.

Not even safe to open your mouth

but then you must also consider that she is also going through menopause :[quote]

Yeah, same here!

Used to be you might get 5 bad days/month........now you're lucky to get 5 good days/month. Don't envy 'em, tho, not with the hot flashes & all........those suck!!

edit - sumpin' happened to my quote machine!?