i got this in an email today from my buddy...
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Wisconsin and*bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all*the dishes and house cleaning.* He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes.
The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all*the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.* On the first day he didn't see any results, but* the next day it was better. By the third day, he saw a clean house, the dishes were done and she had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Michigan*woamn. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.* He said the*first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix a*bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a*landscaper.
ROFLMAFO
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