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broke back mountain lady
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> Broke Back Mountain Lady
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> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was
> determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she
> placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for
> the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
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> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
> decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around
> the house than the drunk.
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> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
> lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch
> was doing very well.
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> Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job,
> and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
> heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday
> night.
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> He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the
> rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for
> him.
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> She quietly called him over to her.
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> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
> directed.
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> "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
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> "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
> her boots.
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> "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
> eyes in the fire light.
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> "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told
> and dropped it to the floor.
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> Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town
> again, you're fired!"
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