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Old 05-03-2006, 01:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Facts About Sex

Facts About Sex
Sorry I just had To Post It.

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king kong)

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatricians say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra, or stuff..

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!
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Old 05-03-2006, 08:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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What about fat women? I guess I got alot of work to do. I may not be on the site for awhile...lmao . I have to get rid of this dang cold...lol
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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wow, i can't believe there are only 6% of us..

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Old 05-03-2006, 02:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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wow, i can't believe there are only 6% of us..

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Old 05-03-2006, 02:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

In California maybe!!!
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Pulling it on like a hat doesn't count.
LMAO!!!!
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Old 05-03-2006, 04:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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whaaaaaaaaaaaat.....



it's like that in cold water!!

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3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

In California maybe!!!
LMAO

and have gotten them as graduation gifts
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Some of those values seem made up. Funny nonetheless.
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:11 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Facts About Sex

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3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

Ok that should say 100% of men would have sex at first sight of a hot chick and 60% of women at a bar will have sex after 7 drinks.
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Old 05-03-2006, 07:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Interesting info.
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Old 05-03-2006, 08:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You know the old saying, 60% of all statistics are made up. But seriously, a lot of that sounds like total bs. I know for a FACT that that average is off, cause I sure as hell wasn't measured
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Old 05-04-2006, 08:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
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hey guys, lets remember the forum rules that cobra re-posted a while back.

lets just not go overboard w/ typical "male" responses.


i dont wanna be a thorn in our sides, but figured someone should say something before it gets out of hand.
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I wouldn't consider any of those "facts" ...
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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HaHa looks like lots of men should be called "Shorty". Exclude me
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hey guys, lets remember the forum rules that cobra re-posted a while back.

lets just not go overboard w/ typical "male" responses.


i dont wanna be a thorn in our sides, but figured someone should say something before it gets out of hand.
Thats why I refrained from posting on the topic.
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Old 05-04-2006, 06:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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^ until now
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Are you the friggin censor? This thread is rated like pg13 at the worst man
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to tell you the truth, i dont know if that ^ was a serious comment or not... but

im not telling you what to post, or what not to post...

i just figured that before this thread gets waaaaaaaay off topic (not saying it would), that we all should be careful of what we post. that way we dont get PM'd in a few days reminding us of proper forum conduct.

..and im not the censor, just playing devils advocate.
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