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joke LOL
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave ddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesssththiickk..aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffab***** offff?"
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89' Pantera (mr. brownsled), comet 108 CKK clutch, modified exaust...killed by teflon tape in 2004...caught fire in 2005..top speed 80 MPH (speedo) reading.
00' Kawa zx-9 (Lola,the bitch), K&N filter, Muzzys titanium exaust , -1 tooth on front sprocket and pirelli diablos. speed : enough.
2003.5 Mazdaspeed Protege (waazda) - upgraded SMIC, catless downpipe, boostsciences bov,short ram intake and EBC cross drilled and slotted brakes. speed : 130MPH (limited)
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ROFLMAFO 
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