|
10 Peeves that dogs have against humans LOL
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU
IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
acting surprised when I freak out every time we go
back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the
fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know
who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your
poop do you ???
__________________
89' Pantera (mr. brownsled), comet 108 CKK clutch, modified exaust...killed by teflon tape in 2004...caught fire in 2005..top speed 80 MPH (speedo) reading.
00' Kawa zx-9 (Lola,the bitch), K&N filter, Muzzys titanium exaust , -1 tooth on front sprocket and pirelli diablos. speed : enough.
2003.5 Mazdaspeed Protege (waazda) - upgraded SMIC, catless downpipe, boostsciences bov,short ram intake and EBC cross drilled and slotted brakes. speed : 130MPH (limited)
|
Linear Mode
