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04-17-2006, 06:07 PM
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F.K.A. MOUSE72
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Tip Of the Mitt, MI
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Subject: The clerk
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>> man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some
>> "Polish Sausage".
>> The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"
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>> The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But
>> let me ask you
>> something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would
>> you ask me if I
>> was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst,
>> would you ask me if I
>> was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog,
>> would you ask me
>> if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would
>> you ask me if I
>> was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would Ya?"
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>> The clerk says, "Well no."
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>> "And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would you
>> ask me if I was
>> Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if
>> I was Canadian?"
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>> "Well, I probably wouldn't."
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>> With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
>> then, why did you
>> ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish
>> Sausage?"
>>
>> The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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04-17-2006, 06:15 PM
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A god among men
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, ontario
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HAHAHA, good old home depot
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04-17-2006, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: grand rapids,mn
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ummm, i dont get it 
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04-17-2006, 06:22 PM
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F.K.A. MOUSE72
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by polarisindy
ummm, i dont get it
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Read it again, and this time pay attention...  |
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04-17-2006, 08:53 PM
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I am Spartacus
Join Date: Feb 2004
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LOL!!!!! 
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04-17-2006, 09:55 PM
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 (Giggleing like a teenage school girl) 
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04-17-2006, 10:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Portageville, NY
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Quote:
Originally posted by polarisindy
ummm, i dont get it
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Are you by chance, well, Polish? |
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04-18-2006, 04:34 AM
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Runnin Against The Wind!
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LOL!!! |
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04-19-2006, 01:39 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: MI then IL now WA
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ok...this might be my retarded side kicking in but i dont get it...ive read, and re read that whole joke and i dont get it...
can someone explain, cuz i dont want to be left in the dark
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04-19-2006, 03:36 PM
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bbbbrrrraaaaapppppp??
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Toronto Ontario
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Clerks 2 is coming out...
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04-19-2006, 04:04 PM
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still dont get it..it must be over my head
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04-19-2006, 04:32 PM
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got snow?
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: upstate new york
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He's asking for polish sauage in a home dopot.
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04-19-2006, 04:45 PM
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yeah, and they sell them at the hot dog stand in the front
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04-19-2006, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: grand rapids,mn
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lol, it's ok PI500 i dont get it either.
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-Triple LRM Pipes, Delta V-Force Reeds, Ported, Heads, Hot Seat Clutch Kit, Camoplast Ice Claw Track
Yea........its fast!!
Polaris Hands Down!!
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04-19-2006, 07:57 PM
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no, really..im serious..i dont get it
ive sat here with the dumbest look on my face several times trying to figure out whats so funny...
i just dont get it
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04-19-2006, 08:35 PM
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Yes, im serious too. I dont get it, look at it, and see nothing hilarious about it
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1997 Polaris Ultra SPX 680
-Triple LRM Pipes, Delta V-Force Reeds, Ported, Heads, Hot Seat Clutch Kit, Camoplast Ice Claw Track
Yea........its fast!!
Polaris Hands Down!!
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04-19-2006, 10:46 PM
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Back Out!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Sturgeon Lake, Ontario
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Me neither. I guess its remotely funny that the guy goes on a huge rant, is the joke that only polish people are dumb enough walk into a Home Depot wanting a polish sausage? This is gonna bug me all night till Ican find the punchline hahahaha I get it now. |
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04-19-2006, 10:55 PM
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#18 (permalink)
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will someone plz explain it in laymens terms?
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04-20-2006, 03:46 AM
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Runnin Against The Wind!
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Location: Howell, Michigan
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Home Depot has a hot dog stand at it's exit. As far as I know , they do not sell polish sausage. Just hot dogs, chips, and pop.
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