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ITriumph · 04-15-2006, 09:47 AM

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady
in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
until it reached the last number and then as these numbers began to
light in reverse order, and then stop. The walls opened up again and a
beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son, "Go get your Mother."