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04-03-2006, 11:17 AM
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F.K.A. MOUSE72
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Tip Of the Mitt, MI
Posts: 3,778
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the Irishman, and the priest
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said
>to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
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>The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
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>The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
>together, but then I stopped."
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>The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as
>putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For
>your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the
>poor box."
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>The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers,
>and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a
>moment and then started to leave.
>w
>The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him
>saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the
>poor box!"
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>The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
>the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in."
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04-03-2006, 11:34 AM
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Runnin Against The Wind!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Howell, Michigan
Posts: 7,540
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Ha Ha, funny man.
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04-03-2006, 12:15 PM
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Burn Baby Burn !!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Saguenay, QC
Posts: 733
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good one 
Fr0st
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04-03-2006, 01:16 PM
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SENIOR MEMBER
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: MI then IL now WA
Posts: 6,434
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thats a good one!
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04-03-2006, 01:44 PM
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King of the Universe
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rochester Hizzle, MI
Posts: 6,210
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That's a chuckler, mouse!!
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04-03-2006, 04:22 PM
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Nothin Runs Like A Deere
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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Haha, that's a good one.
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04-03-2006, 09:24 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: grand rapids,mn
Posts: 374
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lol, good one
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04-04-2006, 06:54 AM
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I am Spartacus
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Milton Mills, NH
Posts: 15,560
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LOL!!
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04-05-2006, 07:27 AM
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A god among men
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, ontario
Posts: 2,466
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Thanks mouse  |
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04-05-2006, 05:55 PM
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Super Duper Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: NY/VT
Posts: 694
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I'm gonna have to send that one to my Mother-in-law
LOL
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