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ITriumph · 12-23-2005, 03:19 PM

Two West Virginia mountain boys, Jim and Bob, are

sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim

turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tard of going

through life without an education. Tomorrow I think

I'll go to the community college and sign up for some

classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets

the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four

basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's zat?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed

eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think

that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a

yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might

logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then

logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must

be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to

find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's

hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar.

He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up

for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's zat?"

Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Yore ***** ain'tcha Bob."