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12-08-2005, 05:09 PM
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SENIOR MEMBER
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: MI then IL now WA
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Detroit Lions <haha>
i got this in an email today...i figured id share:
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
yes, go ahead and laugh..its that funny
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12-08-2005, 05:34 PM
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F.K.A. MOUSE72
Join Date: Dec 2004
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cruel, but true...lmao  |
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12-08-2005, 06:10 PM
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I am Spartacus
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Funny as H**l!
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12-08-2005, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lutsen, MN
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how far have they ever made it into the playoffs?
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12-08-2005, 08:34 PM
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Go Wings!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Ohio
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lol, thats funny! and im a barry sanders fan (favorite player ever  ) |
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12-09-2005, 03:05 AM
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Head horsepower junkie
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dexter, MI
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im ashamed they are my home team.. 
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12-09-2005, 06:40 AM
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Runnin Against The Wind!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Howell, Michigan
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So true. It's a shame but a good laugh. You watch, they will prolly get killed by Green Bay on Sunday.
Last edited by SnowRida : 12-09-2005 at 01:30 PM.
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12-09-2005, 07:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SnowRida
You watch, they will prolly get killed by Green Bay on Sunday.
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I would hope not. 
I'm getting sick of those Bears winning! They need to loose so the Vikings can catch up! |
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12-09-2005, 09:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ANEWHOPE
how far have they ever made it into the playoffs?
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i believe first round...but that was back in the day
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12-09-2005, 10:09 AM
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hahahaha, mad funny
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12-09-2005, 06:18 PM
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Who, me? Part-Time Canuck
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Outside of Cleveland,OH
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And then there's the Brownies............
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12-09-2005, 07:14 PM
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Go Wings!
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Location: Ohio
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shhhh!!! dont mention them, no one's said anything to me about them on here! |
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12-12-2005, 06:28 AM
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Runnin Against The Wind!
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Location: Howell, Michigan
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Lambs, opps I mean lions, lost again, but so did the Bear's.
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12-12-2005, 08:23 AM
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Sledneck
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Mound, MN
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vikings SUCK! well...i was born a cheesehead and im most likely moving back when im 18. but actually i dont even watch football. yeah i guess you can delete this worthless post.
im sorry for wasting your time
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12-12-2005, 09:13 AM
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I Want a Rev
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
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I'm a huge Dolphins fan, being born in Miami, but since I have moved to Detroit, I have been following the Lions. It makes me sick to my stomach to watch them blunder every game. They've got so much talent on that team, but they suck so bad. Horrible clock management, stupid personal foul penalties, dropped passes...those are the things that keep them from being a good team. All of that stuff can be corrected with proper coaching and better game preparation. Firing Steve was the wrong move. Ford needs to sell the team and let someone who knows a bit about football run it.
Oh well enough, at least my Dolphins aren't AS disappointing this year compared to last year.
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12-12-2005, 10:41 AM
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F.K.A. MOUSE72
Join Date: Dec 2004
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That was stupid man. the Lions prolly could've won that game lastnight if it weren't for that idiot Rogers
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12-12-2005, 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by kdf baja
vikings SUCK! well...i was born a cheesehead and im most likely moving back when im 18. but actually i dont even watch football. yeah i guess you can delete this worthless post.
im sorry for wasting your time
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Who is currently 3 - 10 and LAST in the conference?
And who is creeping their way up to first in the conference?
Sorry, I had to rub it in a little bit. There standings aren't usually this far apart. The Viking and Packer games are HUGE rivalries. |
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12-21-2005, 10:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Livonia, MI
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GO LIONS!!!!!  |
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12-22-2005, 09:25 AM
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GO MONKEYS!!
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