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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a
severe storm.The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse
when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front
of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane
who can make me feel
like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
their own peril.
They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman
in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Alberta stands up in the rear of
the plane. He is
handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue
eyes. He starts to
walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one
button at a time.
No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple
across his chest.She gasps.He whispers . .
"Iron this. Then get me a beer."
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