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Old 04-18-2007, 11:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby


Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my polaris snowmobile next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Polaris, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,Dan
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Old 04-19-2007, 06:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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wow. lol good one! i was thinking to myself.. aww what a bad person she must be to be lying lol
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Old 04-21-2007, 08:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't know those Polaris 4 strokes look pretty complicated to work on!
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Old 04-22-2007, 08:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2007, 11:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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