Originally Posted by chase893

Dramatic story* Dun Dun Dun.
I was riding my sled one very snowy day, when along came a bend in the trail and what appeared to be a beached whale in the way. So i ninja'd off the sled, pulled out the harpoon. Got a little closer, and to my suprise, i was staring oprah right in the eyes! Harpoons! Man them!