I have posted the explanation on the site.
The Van - I have no trailer or truck.

I just tag along with my friends. That weekend, my ride blew me off last minute. There were 8 of my friends in the UP telling me to get my ars up there! I went in to Enterprise and asked if they had pickup trucks. They only had the van. I did not think my sled would fit, but it did! With room to spare. I had to load my sled alone with no ramp. Just a flat yard. I pulled the ski tips up on the rear of the van. I then fired up the sled and romped the gas. In like flint! The only bad thing about the van were the fumes. I drove 6 hours to michigan breathing that crap. It was well worth it. I did not sleep for 3 days. Don't forget you siphen hose at night.
