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Lawrence and bill are going hunting. its lawrence's first time hunting so Bill tells him to get a good nights rest so he doesn't fall asleep in the stand. So he goes to bed early and they get up early. They head out to the stand and where the trail comes to a fork bill tells lawrence that if he hears a shot come and bill would show him how to gut the deer and he also reminds him not to fall asleep. So they head their separate ways and lawrence really had to take a crap, so he sees a tree fallen over and goes over and sits down and takes a crap. well pretty soon lawrence falls asleep. Then bill shoots a monster buck and then he waits for lawrence. half hour passes still no lawrence, hour passes still no lawrence, 2 hours pass still no lawrence. So he guts his big buck and the goes to look for lawrence. he finds him on the tree with his pants down. so he quickly runs back and grabs the guts from the deer and then puts them under lawrence. he goes back to his stand, and then a while later he sees lawrence walking kinda funny. he asks lawrence what happened and he says "well i was sittin there taking a crap when i fell asleep, and when i woke up i, i crapped my guts out. It didnt hurt or anything." then bill asks "well what did you do?". Lawrence replies "well with the grace of god and a crooked stick i shoved them back in".
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